Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.
What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.
Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head
-JFK
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid, they were still breathing so I told them to walk it off.
What do SpongeBob and Asian have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways.
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
meooooow
If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car 🚗 and drive all over? Time to get in trouble
Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.
