Why didn’t the koala make the finals?. It got diskoalafide

Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A:Because it thought it was a game and joined in

Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications

Why isn’t a koala a bear? It doesn’t have the koalafications

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’ meet all the koalifications!

Why was the Koala Bear so clever?

Because he had good koalifications!!!

koalas are wierd why i dont no!!!

koalas !!! are asome yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

koala-fications are irr-elephant

Q: what do you do if you bump into a koala A: you koalagize to it.

IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.

Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What is the name of the bear capitol?

Koala Lumpur

Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied!

What did one Koala say to the other?

Help me I’m burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I’m on fire!! AAAAuuggh!