Koala Jokes

Anonymous

Why didn’t the koala make the finals?. It got diskoalafide

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Nyfybfinj

Q: What’s a koalas favorite drink

A: Coca Koala

Anonymous
in Animal

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications

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Jester

How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.

Anonymous
in Animal

Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!

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Joker

Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A:Because it thought it was a game and joined in

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Matt Wright
in Puns

Why was the Koala Bear so clever?

Because he had good koalifications!!!

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bobo the clown

What is the best la?

A koa-la!

PJ Masks

Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied!

poop💩
in Puns

Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.😂

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koala
in Puns

Why isn’t a koala a bear? It doesn’t have the koalafications

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Pls like my joke

why did the koala climb the tree?

to get to the other branch :)

He made it don’t worry

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Koalaty Controller

Q:Why did the first Koala Fall off the tree A: Because it was dead Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too. Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down Q:Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree A: It was tied to the fifth koala Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree A: Peer group pressure

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Anonymous

you

Anonymous

Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree

Anonymous

Q: what do you do if you bump into a koala A: you koalagize to it.

Anonymous

Why is the koala not a bear? It doesn’t have the right koalafications.

Alexandra Boyle

Why did the koala go to bed?Because it was leafing

Anonymous
in Animal

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’ meet all the koalifications!

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Anonymous

Why didn’t the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!! <3