Koala

Koala Jokes

Bear

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.

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  • Tree

    Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.

    Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.

    Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

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  • Tree

    Why did the koala climb the tree?

    To get to the other branch. :)

    He made it, don't worry!

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  • Bear

    Why is the koala not a bear?

    It doesn't have the right koalafications.

    Bear

    Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.

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  • Animal

    What did the koala do when he was too educated?

    He ran away from koalapidia.