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Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!

Why isn’t a koala a bear? It doesn’t have the koalafications

Q: what do you do if you bump into a koala A: you koalagize to it.

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’ meet all the koalifications!

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications

Why didn’t the koala make the finals?. It got diskoalafide

Why was the Koala Bear so clever?

Because he had good koalifications!!!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.

Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.

IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it died.

koala-fications are irr-elephant