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Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!

Why isn’t a koala a bear? It doesn’t have the koalafications

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’ meet all the koalifications!

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications

Q: what do you do if you bump into a koala A: you koalagize to it.

Why was the Koala Bear so clever?

Because he had good koalifications!!!

IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.

Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.

Why didn’t the koala make the finals?. It got diskoalafide

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it died.

koala-fications are irr-elephant