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Whats the laziest mountain
Mount Ever-rest
Whats the laziest mountain
Mount Ever-rest
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Why are mountains allways tired? Becose they don’t Everest
Why are mountains so funny? – Because they are hill areas.
Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: “Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys.”
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
what youtube channel did mt. fuji subscribe to chrisy man
How do mountains get big? They go trick our treating
Haw do Mountain sees They peek
if u play game go play on ur sis
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas do you get it they are hill areas like a mountain is a hill area it sounds like hilarious so you get it