Mountain Jokes

Anonymous

Whats the laziest mountain

Mount Ever-rest

Daniel King

Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

Zotronas

Why are mountains allways tired? Becose they don’t Everest

Anonymous
in Puns

Why are mountains so funny? – Because they are hill areas.

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Anonymous

How are mountains able to see?

They peak!

Anonymous

what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro

Daniel King

Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

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so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it

Anonymous
in Puns

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain.

Anonymous123
in Puns

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!

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ME

What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious

Anonymous

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot

But he nailed that mountain

shut
in Little Johnny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin’ hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Daniel King

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

Weirdo.

Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: “Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we’ll be happy forever in heaven, eventually.”

little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor

Anonymous

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Anonymous

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers

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Anonymous
in Cow

What is a cow’s favorite drink?

Mountain Moo!

Anonymous

what youtube channel did mt. fuji subscribe to chrisy man

Anonymous

How do mountains get big? They go trick our treating