Rest

Anonymous

Whats the laziest mountain

Mount Ever-rest

Tire

Zotronas

Why are mountains allways tired? Becose they don’t Everest

Cold

Daniel King

Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

Puns

Anonymous

Why are mountains so funny? – Because they are hill areas.

Man

Anonymous

what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro

Hill

Daniel King

Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain.

Girlfriend

instagram niko_klyo_kia

so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it

See

Anonymous

How are mountains able to see?

They peak!

Puns

Anonymous123

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!

Hill

Daniel King

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

Jesus

Anonymous

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers

Friend

Anonymous

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?

Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.

Hill

Hill areas get it? Haha,

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas do you get it they are hill areas like a mountain is a hill area it sounds like hilarious so you get it

Dad

dad please

why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.

Cow

Anonymous

What is a cow’s favorite drink?

Mountain Moo!

Yo mama

Anonymous

Your momma so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Man

adi.nsa

what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.

Hill

ME

What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious

Man

Anonymous

what youtube channel did mt. fuji subscribe to chrisy man

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