Whats the laziest mountain
Mount Ever-rest
what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Why are mountains allways tired? Becose they don’t Everest
Why are mountains so funny? – Because they are hill areas.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers
Your momma so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
my cock lmao
what youtube channel did mt. fuji subscribe to chrisy man
Why do people laugh at mountains? Because they’re HILLarious!
what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.
What is a cow’s favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
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