Mountain jokes
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
How are mountains able to see? They peak!
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!