Whats the laziest mountain
Mount Ever-rest
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Why are mountains allways tired? Becose they don't Everest
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
you
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot
But he nailed that mountain
what the mountain who cries The most? A mountain under water
when kobe's pilot hit the mountain he said "kobe"
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-rest
what youtube channel did mt. fuji subscribe to chrisy man
Haw do Mountain sees They peek
one day little billy came in pulling up his pants the teacher asks "Where have you been billy" he says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later little willy came in the teacher asked where have you been he says on top of beverly hill 10 minutes later little johnny came in teacher says again where have you been ha says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later a girl came in the teacher says who are you she says i'm beverly hill
