Go jokes
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Go sub to Patty Mahomes on YouTube!
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Memes
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.