Go jokes
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
Memes
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
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