Go jokes

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?

Just once.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they're going to tell their parents.

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.