Go jokes

Where do squirrels go for fun?

The acorn-ival.

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

Baby: Stroll?

Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!

Baby: *happily screams*

Stroller: *front wheels break off*

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!

Baby: Oka- CRASH!

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?

Just once.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.