Go jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"