Rapper jokes
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN