Rapper jokes
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.