Rapper

Rapper Jokes

Men

There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"

Kanye West

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

Crime

What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?

Consensual Rapper 7.

Wordplay

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

Chef

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!

Money

What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?

- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS