I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
Rapper Jokes
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
