Rapper jokes
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"