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Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door

Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?

Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.

Teacher: WOW!

Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

Student:The gators are at the party.

Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

Teacher:She drowned?!

Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

What’s the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

My “overweight” friend and me were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?

Me: annoyedJason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you’re weight not you’re phone number.

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?

Yo mama is so slow when she stepped on the HI way they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic

Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he’s walking up the steps of he… No, he’s not walking up the steps of heaven

your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!

you mama so fat when she stepped on the skail it said one at a time

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.

“Gosh, it’s raining cats and dogs,” said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother “I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”

Yo mama so smelly, whenever she steps outside she pollutes the air!

North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.