Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
“Gosh, it’s raining cats and dogs,” said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother “I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”
My “overweight” friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: annoyedJason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you’re weight not you’re phone number.
Yo mama is so slow when she stepped on the HI way they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic
Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he’s walking up the steps of he… No, he’s not walking up the steps of heaven
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (Their reply Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (Their reply 3…) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sully fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.