How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
What's The Difference Between A Nuclear Reactor And Your Step Sis? You Need To Use Protection For The Nuclear Reactor.
why do sisters hate u?
because ur their favorite step brother:P
what happens to grapes when you step on them? they wine
What did the grape say when the Meerkat steped on it
It sayed nothing just let out a little wine
i hate stairs their always up to something
I respect anyone who devotes there life to charity work
But I think Paul walker went a step to far
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
When a fat person steps on a scale it says: “to be continued”
When I say daddy my step brother raise his head
When you step on the scales it says to be confined
