One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Little Johnny's Discovery
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny is too young to know about sexy time. Dad calls his junk "snake", and Mom calls her lady garden "bushes." Johnny sees Dad's "snake" visiting Mom's "bushes" and is super confused why a snake would be in some bushes. You probably just learned something new, you dummy.