What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
10 Fun Facts
- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
- You can’t count your hair.
- You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
- You just tried number 3.
- When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
- You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
- You skipped number 5.
- You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
- Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said “i am still choosing” she looked horrified
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What’s the most fun a monk can have?
THIS IS A RYTHME
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna
jill said yes as he grabbed her dress
and they had a little fun
jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911…both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”