Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
10 Fun Facts
- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
- You can’t count your hair.
- You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
- You just tried number 3.
- When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
- You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
- You skipped number 5.
- You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
- Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What’s the most fun a monk can have?
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.
A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can’t, you’ll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, “Oh come on! When I drink, I’m a fun guy!”
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she’s right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They’re both fun to flip off.
Have fun at school 🏫 night is what
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun