Life's too short to want it.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
Incest. A game the whole family can play
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
