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Difference

Bennyysbanter

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

Orphan

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Kid

Pumped Up Kicks

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

Number

Kit-Kat

10 Fun Facts

  1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
  2. You can’t count your hair.
  3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
  4. You just tried number 3.
  5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
  6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
  7. You skipped number 5.
  8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
  9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

Orphan

Anonymous

These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.

Fat

Hitler did nothing wrong

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

People

D.K.

I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said “i am still choosing” she looked horrified

Orphan

LIL JIMBO

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

Car

Anonymous

making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

Priest

Anonymous

On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".

Dad

MyJokesRBetterThanYours

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

Nun

Anonymous

What’s the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

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Depression

Jasmine

My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

Son

Anonymous

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.

Son

Anonymous

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

Puns

LoekNabb

The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.

Offensive

Apache attack helicopter

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

High

ur mom

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

Guy

Saoirse Corin Conn

A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can’t, you’ll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, “Oh come on! When I drink, I’m a fun guy!”

Life

Ace da floof

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life

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