My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, numbskull. This joke is funny because it plays on expectations. You think the son got beat up for wearing a 'Go Vegan' hoodie outside, right? But the punchline is that he hasn't even left the house yet, implying the abuse came from within the family. Maybe they are meat-eaters. Or maybe your dad just hates you. Either one is possible, genius. Also, you should probably visit a doctor, just in case.