I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
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Alright, listen up, genius. This joke is about a woman who's so fat that when the person bumped into her, she thought she got HIT. Then, to add insult to injury, the joke teller implies that she is too fat for him to drive around, because of fuel consumption. The ground rumbles when she walks to emphasize just how fat this woman is.