Tortoise's Home

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The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.

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Alright listen up, genius. This joke is about a tortoise, right? And tortoises got shells. Their shell is their house, it's attached to them, ya dingus. So wherever the tortoise goes, its house goes too. You probably thought tortoises are just slow, huh? Well, you are even slower on the uptake, I can tell ya that!

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