Daveon jokes
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Daveon...
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
Daeveeonnnn.