Daveon jokes
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
It davving on the eons, broski.