LightbulbJoshua1 year agoHow many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Orange JuiceJoshua1 year agoWhy did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
MagicianJoshua1 year agoWhy did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
WifeJoshua1 year agoDaveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
SomethingJoshua1 year agoI asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
LineJoshua1 year agoDaveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.