who is the oldest dave
Daveon
What do you call a group of Daveons? A 'daveon'-ation.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? 'I'm daveon with this!'
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
Eons it takes to dav on the haters
Who is the least young Dave Daveon
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
It davving on the eons, broski.
