Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? 'I'm daveon with this!'
Eons it takes to dav on the haters
who is the oldest dave
Daveon
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
Who is the least young Dave Daveon
What do you call a group of Daveons? A 'daveon'-ation.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
It davving on the eons broski
daeveeonnnn
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages
Daveon! stop screaming in help because I broke your kneecaps!
Daveon is my blud cuh
