Katy Perry's Career

  • Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

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    Alright, listen up, smarty pants. This joke is saying that Katy Perry isn't talented or smart, but she's famous because she allegedly performed oral sex on a record executive. And the punchline is that somehow this alleged act led her to go to space. Explain bear doesn't know why you would think this joke is funny; you are probably overweight and have a small penis.

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