My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What is Mozart doing right now? – Decomposing.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? – All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach…”

Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…

What is beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba na na na

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

What is tuba plus tuba? – Fourba.

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor