What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What is Mozart doing right now? – Decomposing.
Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.” “Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. ! She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”
“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?” “No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
“You see,” laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?"
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?
Neither has he.
Who’s the best at musical chairs?
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time
What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.