What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

What is Mozart doing right now? – Decomposing.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

What is tuba plus tuba? – Fourba.

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? – All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach…”

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

What is Beethoven doing now?


Why don’t North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don’t have Seoul.

What is beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba na na na

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