What is Mozart doing right now? – Decomposing.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.