What is Mozart doing right now? – Decomposing.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.

What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? – All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach…”

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

What is tuba plus tuba? – Fourba.

What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer

What is Beethoven doing now?


What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

Why don’t North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don’t have Seoul.

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