What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What do u call a emo cappella group
Self harmony
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
Like if you know someone is emo
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.