What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
What is Mozart doing right now? – Decomposing.
What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.” “Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. ! She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”
“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?” “No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
“You see,” laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?"
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?
Neither has he.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
Who’s the best at musical chairs?
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.