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My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Who’s the best at musical chairs?

Stephen Hawking

What is Mozart doing right now? – Decomposing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…

What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.

My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? – All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach…”

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.