What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What is Mozart doing right now? – Decomposing.

What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

Neither has he.

What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? – All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach…”

What is tuba plus tuba? – Fourba.

Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That’s only the 2nd thing he was a top in.

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

What is beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba na na na

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.