I’d tell you a joke about unemployed people but none of them work.

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, “Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween.”

suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it’s clear why everyone calls me handsome.

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence

What is the similarity between a joke and food?

Some people just don’t get them!

I like my humor like my people. Well done.

What do you call the people in the challenger explosion.

Ashtraynauts

whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.

I hate 2 faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first.

Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

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