Means

Anonymous

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Puns

puppy

I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday

Puns

Dank puns

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

Die

Ashton grace

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn’t know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.

Life

Yes

People say that life is short I say… Life is the longest thing we ever do

Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Parent

Anonymous

I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.

Bad

Cael J.

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

Depression

Hangy boi

Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

Fish

Anonymous

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Poor

Pistacio

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

Baby

billy teh moot

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

Face

Anonymous

I hate 2 faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

Time

Anonymous

What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.

Puns

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

Kid

Cranbox

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

Depression

Anonymous

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

Work

PScantron

I’d tell you a joke about unemployed people but none of them work.

Depression

Anonymous

They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

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