Go jokes
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Memes
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.