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I post memes and jokes You mainly see me on the community tab I left but came back with the milk 11 months after More about me: A slightly autistic retard 15 years old HE\HIM\HIS\HE'S\HE IS\HE WAS I love saying the most random things I have no shame I ship worst therapy ever Yes, I am actually from the UK New Jake-Certified™ profile picture #EBC

Registered on 3/7/2023 · 26 followers · Last active 15 hours ago

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A bathroom stall features a toilet with a houseplant planted inside the bowl, spilling soil on the floor. Above the toilet, a white poster hangs on a cinder block wall, depicting a cartoonish, potato-like creature with eyes and a mouth, alongside the text "LET IT GROW" and a small leaf illustration. The image also has an overlay text that reads, "I'm done with this school."

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A screenshot of a chat conversation on a dark background. The first message from 'The REAL RB' quotes 'United Kingdom UK' saying 'Admit that your music is gay'. The second message, also from 'The REAL RB', says 'Alright fine. That was my music'.

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A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender, labeled "Bae," texts "Babe close your eyes ❤️". The recipient replies "Okay ❤️". The sender then asks, "What do you see? ❤️", followed by "Babe? ❤️", "Do you see anything? ❤️", "Babe? ❤️", and finally "Hello? ❤️". The time of the messages is "Today 11:17 AM".

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Guys, i saw this advertisement on wje. should i click it?

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A young man with glasses and short brown hair is sitting in front of a red, smoky background, making a smug or slightly smirking face. He is wearing a dark polo shirt and has his hands on a chessboard with pieces arranged. The text above him reads: 'how Americans feel after correcting a Balkan guy who learned English as his 17th language'.

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A side view of an orange car driving on a multi-lane highway under a clear blue sky. A small jet airplane is photoshopped into the background, flying at an unusual downward angle. Text on the image says, "the cars color is buns," accompanied by a crying-laughing emoji and a "call me" hand emoji.

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A very narrow, small, white car, resembling a covered mobility scooter, being driven on a wet road by a person wearing a yellow high-visibility jacket. The text overlay reads: Robert's car on my math test after I calculated its width to be 0.5cm.

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Double it and give it to the next person

The image shows a smiling, blue cartoon airplane with a human-like face, resembling Jay Jay the Jet Plane, flying away from a massive explosion with smoke and fire billowing behind it. The text above the image reads: "When you close the fridge door and hear some stuff fall and leave it for the next person."

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My grandad and your hairline go way back.

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Why is a ghost so predictable?

Because you can see right through it.

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The hell?

A phone screen displaying a heavily corrupted interface. The main text at the top reads 'BRING ME BACK'. Below are fragments of text, including 'Anonymous', timestamps like 'minutes ago', and 'Comments (2)', all distorted by digital noise and glitching characters. There are icons for a camera and sending a message at the bottom.

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A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".

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What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?

Con Fuckacarcass.

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Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a SILENT ATTACK

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A large cardboard display of a Coca-Cola bottle in a store aisle. The bottle has a label that says "Share a Coca-Cola with Original Taste Amir". Text overlaid on the image reads "Bro retired from all the Mars delivers 🙏😭🙏😭".

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An ordinary image of different types of hairstyles.

Twelve images of different hairstyles, with each hairstyle associated with a zodiac sign: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

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A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet, posted by The Rock on September 11, 2024, states, "Nobody can defeat me." The second tweet, posted by Paper on September 14, 2024, is a reply to The Rock's tweet.

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Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.

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A night scene with a foggy street, houses, and cars with the text: "yall gotta stop vaping man i cant see shit out here".