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@unitedkingdomuk

I post memes and jokes You mainly see me on the community tab I left but came back with the milk 11 months after More about me: Slightly autistic 16 years old HE\HIM\HIS\HE'S\HE IS\HE WAS I am actually from the UK

Registered on 3/7/2023 · 30 followers · Last active 19 hours ago

Boss

United Kingdom UK · 2 days ago

A meme featuring text at the top: "me trying to explain to my boss that working in an office full of 5 feet of liquid mercury is unhealthy for the workers". Below the text is a mirrored video clip from Better Call Saul showing Howard Hamlin and Jimmy McGill conversing. The vertical mirroring makes it look like they are standing in a highly reflective, metallic liquid resembling liquid mercury.

Tattoo

United Kingdom UK · 12 days ago

A screenshot of three social media comments. User SomeoneInTheUniverse asks: "does it hurt to get a tattoo?" User BLreader responds: "it depends on the area". SomeoneInTheUniverse replies: "Im from oklahoma".

Nut

United Kingdom UK · In-joke · 3 months ago

Comment

United Kingdom UK · 3 months ago

A screenshot of a comment section where a user named .DINOSOURS LOVER. asks "guys im color blind what color she added?". A user named Wander replies "She's adding blue :D". After .DINOSOURS LOVER. thanks them, a third user named Pistachio asks "How did you read if ur blind 🤨", confusing color blindness with being totally blind.

Miscommunication

United Kingdom UK · 4 months ago

A chat interface showing a conversation where one user says "you so Butyfull sexsy". The other user replies "an attempt was made". The first user says "yes" then "sand photo". The other user responds with a photograph of a sand dune under a blue sky.

RapBoat

United Kingdom UK · In-joke · 4 months ago

Youtube

United Kingdom UK · 4 months ago

Challenge

United Kingdom UK · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a YouTube video by 'Steven Gaming TV' titled 'I will not breathe until mr.beast comments on this vid'. The video shows a young boy holding his nose to hold his breath. At the bottom of the screen, the YouTube interface shows that 'Comments are turned off', making the challenge impossible.

Meme

United Kingdom UK · 4 months ago

The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.

Canada

United Kingdom UK · 5 months ago

A video clip titled "Violence in Canada (Graphic) (18+)" showing a pedestrian accidentally bumping into a person carrying a skateboard in a public square. Instead of a conflict, both individuals immediately stop and politely acknowledge each other with what looks like an apology before walking away.

Car

United Kingdom UK · 5 months ago

A photo of a black antique car, resembling a Ford Model T, parked in a modern day parking lot. Text overlays on the top and bottom of the image read: "Bro got the dadadadundanun" accompanied by skull and crying emojis, and "Bros license plate is 53" with an old man and crying emoji.

B.A.L.L.S.

United Kingdom UK · 5 months ago

Why was Balls afraid of Magic?

Because Magic eight Balls.

Paint

United Kingdom UK · 6 months ago

If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.

Furry

United Kingdom UK · In-joke · 7 months ago

Mal is a furry confirmed

Bathroom

United Kingdom UK · 7 months ago

Text on a gradient background from white to orange at the bottom reads, "how it feels to turn on the bathroom light when u need to pee at night 🥀💔🎃". Below the text are three emojis: a wilted rose, a broken heart, and a jack-o'-lantern.

Pennywise

United Kingdom UK · 7 months ago

A street scene shows a paved road with a large white arrow painted on it, indicating a sharp left turn or U-turn. Above the road, there is a concrete curb, a small circular storm drain, a textured stone retaining wall, and a grassy hill with some trees in the background. Overlay text reads: "Pennywise no one falling for ts ✌️😭".

Meme

United Kingdom UK · In-joke · 7 months ago

Found this advertisement while scrolling through memes

An illustration of a woman with long dark hair, wide eyes, and an open mouth in an expression of distress or urgency. She has one hand pressed against a wooden surface, showing tension. Text overlays the image, saying "DON'T HOLD BACK THIS TIME". In the top left corner, there's a label "COMIC ARCHIVE".

Screenshot

United Kingdom UK · In-joke · 7 months ago

Score

United Kingdom UK · 7 months ago

A black background with a small, rectangular block in the center. The block has a dense pattern of tiny red and green dots, like digital noise or camouflage. Above the block, the text "+10000" is displayed. Below the block, the text "+00001" is displayed, but it is rotated upside down.

Miscommunication

United Kingdom UK · 8 months ago