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I POST NEMES AND JOKES! YOU MAINLY SEE ME ON COMMUNITY! I LEFT BUT CAME BACK WITH THE MILK 11 MONTHS AFTER!!!! more about me: 『「Slightly autistic」』〔Im 15 years old〕 HE\HIM\HIS\HE'S\HE IS\HE WAS 【I love saying the most random things】《I have no shame, really》 Yes, I am actually from the UK.

Registered on 3/7/2023 · 18 followers · Last active 1 day ago

Why is a ghost so predictable?

Because you can see right through it.

The hell?

A phone screen displaying a heavily corrupted interface. The main text at the top reads 'BRING ME BACK'. Below are fragments of text, including 'Anonymous', timestamps like 'minutes ago', and 'Comments (2)', all distorted by digital noise and glitching characters. There are icons for a camera and sending a message at the bottom.

A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".

What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?

Con Fuckacarcass.

Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a SILENT ATTACK

A large cardboard display of a Coca-Cola bottle in a store aisle. The bottle has a label that says "Share a Coca-Cola with Original Taste Amir". Text overlaid on the image reads "Bro retired from all the Mars delivers 🙏😭🙏😭".

An ordinary image of different types of hairstyles.

Twelve images of different hairstyles, with each hairstyle associated with a zodiac sign: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet, posted by The Rock on September 11, 2024, states, "Nobody can defeat me." The second tweet, posted by Paper on September 14, 2024, is a reply to The Rock's tweet.

Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.

A night scene with a foggy street, houses, and cars with the text: "yall gotta stop vaping man i cant see shit out here".

A photo of trash bins overflowing with waste, with more trash scattered on the ground and a black piece of cloth hung on the wall.

The image shows Batman and Spider-Man standing in the rain. The text reads: "How It Feels When I Text Bro At 2am And He Replies."

What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Thiccboy says, "I'm very sad." MoonPie replies, "Would you like an interesting fact to cheer you up?" Thiccboy says, "Yes." MoonPie says, "Me too do you know any?"

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through something so small?"

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Spongebob looking scared with the caption "Me when my parents are sleeping." The bottom panel shows three black silhouette figures dancing on a colorful, lighted dance floor. The text above them says, "they're groovin'" and the caption to the right of the image reads "My parents when I'm sleeping."

Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

A phone screen displaying a message in white text on a blurry background: "Frankly autocorrect, I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt."