It davving on the eons, broski.
Joshua
@joshua
Daeveeonnnn.
Daveon?
Daveon...
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon? More like f̣͎̮͉͈̟̗̰͎̝͎̙̬͚͋̍ͥ̌̉̾͋͌͗̿̽̆ͣͩ̃̿̕̚͝͡ẹ̶̡̡̛̛̤͍̼̗̯̗̊̾ͥ̓͐̿̉ͭͣ̃̍̐̈̅́̊ͩ͘̚͝͡͡e̐ḏ̸̨̢̼̝̞̹̰͖̗͙͍͉̯͍͈ͧ̾̽̃̐̀́̚̚͢͢͟͟ͅͅ m̡̢̺̲͖̟͍̤̱̝̈́̾ͭͬ̉͆̅́̐ͭ͊̕͜͠͝ͅe̦̋̉ y̢͇͕͋̂̑́̒ō̡͉̳̠̺̠͓̗̲̘̠̊ͪ̽̓͗̆̓ͥ̈͌ͪͫ̀ͪ͘͞͠͡_͙ŭ̡̺̦̝͎ͨͮ̒ͨͯr̸͇͚̰̦̻̝̫͉͙ͥ̽́͛ͮ̂́̇͝͞ s̴̨̹̖̺̜̯̗̞͔̗͎͖̼̏͑͗̇͒̆ͣ̂͒̍ͧ̑͛͘o̦̩͗̊̕u̸̧̜̪̟͉̳̥̦̦͎͂͋͛͒ͩ̊̉̊̈̓͊ͫ͒ͧ̓̓̄͑͌̃ͥͅl̨̺͔̞͆̔͗̂ͪͨ̀̈́̄̕͢͜!
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.