It davving on the eons broski
Joshua
daeveeonnnn
Daveon?
Daveon...
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon be eating quaker oats
Daveon is my blud cuh
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Daveon! stop screaming in help because I broke your kneecaps!
Daveon? more like f̣͎̮͉͈̟̗̰͎̝͎̙̬͚͋̍ͥ̌̉̾͋͌͗̿̽̆ͣͩ̃̿̕̚͝͡ẹ̶̡̡̛̛̤͍̼̗̯̗̊̾ͥ̓͐̿̉ͭͣ̃̍̐̈̅́̊ͩ͘̚͝͡͡e̐ḏ̸̨̢̼̝̞̹̰͖̗͙͍͉̯͍͈ͧ̾̽̃̐̀́̚̚͢͢͟͟ͅͅ m̡̢̺̲͖̟͍̤̱̝̈́̾ͭͬ̉͆̅́̐ͭ͊̕͜͠͝ͅe̦̋̉ y̢͇͕͋̂̑́̒ō̡͉̳̠̺̠͓̗̲̘̠̊ͪ̽̓͗̆̓ͥ̈͌ͪͫ̀ͪ͘͞͠͡_͙ŭ̡̺̦̝͎ͨͮ̒ͨͯr̸͇͚̰̦̻̝̫͉͙ͥ̽́͛ͮ̂́̇͝͞ s̴̨̹̖̺̜̯̗̞͔̗͎͖̼̏͑͗̇͒̆ͣ̂͒̍ͧ̑͛͘o̦̩͗̊̕u̸̧̜̪̟͉̳̥̦̦͎͂͋͛͒ͩ̊̉̊̈̓͊ͫ͒ͧ̓̓̄͑͌̃ͥͅl̨̺͔̞͆̔͗̂ͪͨ̀̈́̄̕͢͜