Go jokes

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they're going to tell their parents.

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.