Go jokes

POV: You go to Asian prison.

You get served extra rice.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

Because it had a window pane.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?

To get his RHYMES in TUNE.

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.