Go jokes
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What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.