Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
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Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
