Go jokes

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

Driving under the influencer.

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.

Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.

You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.

I decided to go home.

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

Because it had a window pane.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.