Go jokes

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Orphan: I'm hungry.

Dad: Let's go to KFC.

Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't go home.

Where did George go?

Washington, D.C.

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"