Friend jokes
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
Like if you know someone is emo.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
What goes moo? Cow.
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2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.