Relationship

Relationship Jokes

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said "but the world is round"

I said, babe you are my world.

How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

Sex is like math

You add a bed 🛌

Subtract the clothesđź‘šđź‘•đź‘–đź‘™

Divide the legs🪢

And pray you don’t multiply 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩

Bf:what do you think about our love?

Gf:count the stars in the sky

Bf:aww its infinity

Gf:nope just a waste of time

Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

"Hey, today was great."

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car."

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy" to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, i'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy.

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “she was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “perform the fucking autopsy!”

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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