What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy" to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, i'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.