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You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.