There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”

What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle

There were three guys stranded on a desert island. Each were granted one wish by a genie that found them. The first guy said “i wish to go back home.” The second guy says the same, and the third guy said, “im lonely i wish my friends were back here.”

i want to die

wanna hear a dry joke? a desert

Why will we never get hungry in the desert

We have lots of sand which’s

When pigs when to the desert they turned into bacon

What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!

Why can’t you starve in the desert? – Because of all the sand which is there.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? your father.

hi im yeff

What would good be if it was a place?It would be a desert because it had to many droughts!

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