The 100+ Best Toy Jokes

if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse

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Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

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So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.