if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
My boss had the heart of a child:)
In a jar. On his desk
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
Elmo stop penetrating the orphan!!!!!
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed
whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
