Toy jokes
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.