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Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

I don’t like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

The greatest bond you will ever have, is the one with your conjoined twin.

So there’s this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says “I’ve got an idea!”, and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies “Well for your daughter, Denise” “That’s a nice name” comments the mother, “but what about my son?” The uncle simply replies “Denephew”.

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f...ed.

Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash

What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

I don’t like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan (one), you’ve seen Ahmal (them all).”

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal”. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him “Juan”. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”