Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers

The greatest bond you will ever have, is the one with your conjoined twin.

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f...ed.

I don’t like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn

So there’s this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says “I’ve got an idea!”, and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies “Well for your daughter, Denise” “That’s a nice name” comments the mother, “but what about my son?” The uncle simply replies “Denephew”.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal”. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him “Juan”. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

Louis day is Steven Hawkins identical twin

What do you call an obese man with bipolar. Twins

A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza’s, she was upset when she got two planes.

yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!

What do you call all down syndromes…

Twins

Kid: “What happened to dad?” Mom: “he flew into the twin towers.”

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