Twin Towers

Korbin

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

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Anonymous

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

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drunkonlemonjuice

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

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ninja

What’s Al Quieda’s favorite footbal team?

New York Jets

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Anonymous

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

Wife

Anonymous

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!” The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Sister

Anonymous

So there’s this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says “I’ve got an idea!”, and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies “Well for your daughter, Denise” “That’s a nice name” comments the mother, “but what about my son?” The uncle simply replies “Denephew”.

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MyMom

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

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Anonymous

Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

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Mitosis

The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now… its just a touchy subject.

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THATS SO TOUGH

Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

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Anonymous

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers

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Anonymous

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

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Look! over there!

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Difference

Smartass

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.

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Anonymous

What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers

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aye

I don’t like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

Difference

Lick me Succ me

whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

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Ttowers11

“White people cant jump”…

“You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”

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