Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal”. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him “Juan”. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza’s, she was upset when she got two planes.

Louis day is Steven Hawkins identical twin

What do you call an obese man with bipolar. Twins

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes but they all just crash and burn.

What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers

Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn

My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said “Cause its your twin”

What do you call all down syndromes…

Twins

Why was the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

What did the lawyer name his twins?

COURTney and CASEy.

A guy walks into a mosque … then blows up.

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