What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
The greatest bond you will ever have, is the one with your conjoined twin.
Why was the twin towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did the twin towers go shopping
To get some plane bread
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said "Cause its your twin"
Louis day is Steven Hawkins identical twin
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are Dead.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane
me: what did the twin say to the other twin
friend: I don ́t know me: I ́ll fall with you
If you have a twin sister do you have the same name? Only if you’re mom and dad give you the same name
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
what did one twin say to the other? watch out for the plane!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Whats tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan.
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
