Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal”. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him “Juan”. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza’s, she was upset when she got two planes.
My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said “Cause its your twin”
What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911
Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through