Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
I don’t like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia
What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911
Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through
So there’s this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says “I’ve got an idea!”, and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies “Well for your daughter, Denise” “That’s a nice name” comments the mother, “but what about my son?” The uncle simply replies “Denephew”.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal”. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him “Juan”. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza’s, she was upset when she got two planes.
yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!