The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal”. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him “Juan”. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

Louis day is Steven Hawkins identical twin

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes but they all just crash and burn.

What do you call an obese man with bipolar. Twins

My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said “Cause its your twin”

How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

What do you call all down syndromes…


yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!

A guy walks into a mosque … then blows up.

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