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Anonymous

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

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_!nf#8263

why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.

what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀

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Anonymous

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!” The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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Anonymous

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

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Gummybears

How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

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Hi

September 11 bring your plane to work day

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Korbin

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

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Off-brand god

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two now they’re a sensitive topic.

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Anonymous

What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we’ll have to go through it

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Anonymous

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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Look! over there!

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

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A pinch of dark humor

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Ttowers11

“White people cant jump”…

“You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”

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Supra

What’s New York’s favourite game?

2001 flight simulator

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drunkonlemonjuice

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

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Osame bin laden

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head

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JustSomeDude4216

Genders are like the twin towers, there used to be two but now it’s just a sensitive subject

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Anonymous

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew

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Anonymous

Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn

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Cyber

What did the twin towers mom say when she fed them, open wide honey here comes the air plane