I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
Ian
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
I broke the sink yesterday the handle just blew right off! my dad was so mad he blew his stack!
there is a ghost baseball game and one team loses cause of one player so they start boo-ing him!
a bowman man walked into a throne room and he bow-ed to him
a boy walks into some woods with a phone and his friend comes by and asks what are you doing? the pauses then says trying some bird calls!
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces and a dentist comes in and he's says Brace yourself!
one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him