How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where i should put my pants. "next to mine" was not the answer i was expecting
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says "Okay I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts". So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me??" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."