What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
I told one of my friends your the reason why gene pools have lifeguards
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over and he is going to sleep over so I was happy. The next day I ask my mom wheres the dog at my mom ask me what dog. Then I said to my mom I heard Paul said do you want it doggy and you said yeah.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf..
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table
I got LEGOs for Christmas and my friend got her father's headstone
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
my friend was in a crash so when he got put in a wheelchair people bullied him so i told him to stand up for him self
my friend said she wanted to fly, so i pushed her off a building
Yo gabriella any idea where our other friends are?
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer
Little Jim’s friend told him that if he farts he will give him a tenner little Jim tries to fart but he poos him self and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies face
How much context pecker? You Press context categoria, go discord Drink tea with friend game night
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, 'Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!' But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Roses are red, Violets are blue And if you're my friend I'll be there till the end
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
How can you tell your best friend is gay His meat taste like shit
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
