What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt
Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge? "I Truss-ted you!"
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
When my mom asks "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge would you do it?" I say "No mom..... I'd do it for free"
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦♂️
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
what makes a depressed kid happy ..... a bridge
What did i say to the bridge
Bye bridge
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it's a failed stunt.
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
