A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is in the woods, right? His friend asks what he's doing, and he says he's "trying some bird calls." Get it? Bird calls... like on his phone? Because phones have apps and stuff. You probably wouldn't know, Mr. No-Apps-On-His-Phone.