One time, a man got mad at me because i was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on man it was only a couple of bruises!
igloo and you
Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized in the ocean
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
What is the the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo
How do demons cry?
ERCDVHVXRCDHGHDCFHBGFBHGN FGEHJGNVEGHDNES BGEWYSHGBEWHGSGNBDGEBSHNZAGCHNSNGEHSNGVHGNNEBDSVZHGB
What is half of nine?
ni
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic
Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose
“What’s your name?”
“Am erica”
“No i asked for your name, not your country”
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down”
What do you call staring stares
Stares
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich
Jane ate her friend’s colon
“Go frick a cow!”
“I already fricked your mother”
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer