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id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there

Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge

I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)