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2020

A still from a movie features two people dressed as elves. The text on the image reads "I really can't stay... Baby, it's covid outside..."

Me rn tryna see whos actually online

A cat with glasses and a bow tie sits in front of a laptop.

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Smash or pass

Lovely view

A high-angle, downward view of a city street from between two tall, modern buildings, with the street and surrounding buildings covered in snow.

Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge

what does the N and F in orphan stand for? No family

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."