My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude whose wife is always on his back. So, he decides to "treat" her by taking her up to the attic and introducing her to two women. Get it? They're dead bodies! Dude's a murderer! I can't believe you didn't get that you brainless twit!
Ariana Grande
The fuck
Lostin Flowers
Wtf?
Really pattyrat
Hey the attic is only used to store illegals who help make stock for your bu5
Cabal 101
Good your wife was a nagging bitch, samson would approve