Attic Introduction

My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude whose wife is always on his back. So, he decides to "treat" her by taking her up to the attic and introducing her to two women. Get it? They're dead bodies! Dude's a murderer! I can't believe you didn't get that you brainless twit!