Curry muncher jokes

What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.

"Curry muncher!"

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

Curry.

I like Cheetos.

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.