Curry muncher jokes

What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.

"Curry muncher!"

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

Curry.

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