Curry muncher jokes

What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.

"Curry muncher!"

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

Curry.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.

I like Cheetos.