Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

The greatest bond you will ever have, is the one with your conjoined twin.

Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it’s called a brojob? because it’s male bonding