What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Remember if you are suffering from paronia ...
You are not alone
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
All my jokes are cys for help
INCLUDING THIS ONE
Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn't have a homepage
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying
When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder
That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to Just Do It
What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt
What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
