Chemotherapy jokes
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer…
All of the bristles fell out!
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.