Chemotherapy jokes
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.