Chemotherapy jokes
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer…
All of the bristles fell out!
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.