What's the difference between an orphan and a apple tree the apples get picked
Joe
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock she's probably just pulling you're leg
Whats the difference between an orphan and a apple tree
The apples get picked
Why do orphans eat cereal with water, because there dad never came back with the milk.
I saw a kid crying yesterday and i asked him, “where are your parents”? Than he started crying harder.
ya nan
why are you gay
Yo mama so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
bruh
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.
How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
A man ask to play kick the bucket ( not death). The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt.Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other ones foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff which brings the man with it. LOL
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My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.