I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude thinks he's been snatched, right? Classic kidnapping vibes. But plot twist! It's just his dad's pal, who happens to be a priest, giving him a lift to church. Get it? Surprise church trip instead of a crime scene. You probably need to go to church more often to get it.