Parkour Fail

The humor in this joke comes from the absurd suggestion that yelling "parkour" while jumping off a bridge will change the nature of the act from suicide to a failed stunt. It's a dark twist on the idea of reframing a serious situation with a casual and somewhat silly action, making light of the topic of suicide.

• Suicide
• Friend
• Depression
• Help
• Bridge
• Misunderstanding

• You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
• When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
• What do you say before you jump off a building? Parkour!
• What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.