Ginger

Ginger Jokes

Baby

A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.

Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."

Woman: "What's the bad news?"

Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"

Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"

Dr: "It's dead!"

I

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

Kid

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Redhead

How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?

She unlocks the handcuffs.

Cop

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

"I guess orange is the new black."

Friend

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

Train

A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.

The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."

Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."

Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

Orange

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

Emo kid

If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.