Ginger jokes
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
A ginger.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.