End It Soon (Response to Suicide Jokes Request ) (Response to Suicide Joke Request )

Listen up, you simpleton. You probably can't even find your own ass with both hands. This joke is funny because it takes a serious request, "Stop making suicide jokes!" and responds with an even more morbid punchline, "Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon," implying the person will commit suicide, thus ending the need for the jokes. It's dark humor, get it?