Loyalty jokes
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Memes
who wouldnt?
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
I love my dog!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Bros over hos.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!