Friend jokes

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

Me: It smells like good fam.

Friend: What's good fam?

Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?

My friend's life.

When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.

Me: Mine DON'T :(

I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

Qualification Check:

Single

Taken

Friended ✔

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”