Friend jokes

When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.

We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.

Me: Let's go to Randy's.

Friend: There's no Randy's.

Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

"Want me to pack your shit?"

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."

So I said, "But which one?"

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?

B minor.

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"

Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

He swears by it, but he’s in denial.