Dad jokes

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.

Why does an orphanage have milk?

Because Dad never came back with the milk.

Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?

'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.