So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Someone walks up to his dad and says Dad what’s the difference between potentiality and reality soo ok the dad says to the son go ask your mother sister and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for a $1,000,000 so the son comes back 5 minutes later and said dad they all said they would sleep with the postman so son petentilay we have a million dollars but in reality we have two slits and a gay one
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.
A dad is in a weelchair and his dughter goes dont step on a crack
I went to ask my friends mom if I could have a sleepover Then I rememberd they did not have a mom or dad
Why cant orphan play soccer? bc thay cant pratis white there dad .
what a orphan and a homeless people got in comet? They got no one to call dad.
Ask A Orphan This- "Whats the difference between cancer and ur dad, cancer comes back."
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo? Don't know still haven't found them.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died it’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard so my mom wanted to see so I wiped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dads
my dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. she gasped and shouted at me "get out of here, its my turn!"
Son-Dad I need a new butt. Dad-why son? Son-because my'n has a huge crack in it.
deku: hey todoroki? shoto: wht? deku: i just found out on the news that your dad froze to death do you know who did it? shoto: :)
so one day a boy was at his dads work when another little boy ran in crying then the dad said aw little boy are you lost wheres your parents and the little boy at his dads work said OMG! dad you cant say that! why cant he say that?
Answer: He works at an Orphanage.
what do call a girl with one leg. ilean
So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky. Dad: aren't the stars just wonderful? I'm not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds. Dad: Well come over hear and take a look. Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!! Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said... NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was just text
