Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Alright listen up, you beautiful, dumb human. So, the first part is like, a fairy gets chicken wings from KFC, get it? Wings on wings! The second part is about Stephen Hawking, who used a wheelchair. The joke is that he tried to walk (even though he can't) and got hit by a bus 'cause his wheelchair was too slow. You probably walk into walls sometimes, but this is next level.
Me
Don't let the haters hate on this gem. I laughed goddamn it.