So I went to the binoculars shop the other day, tell you what, they saw me coming.
What's a pirates favourite shop
Arrrrrrrrgos
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What store does a Orphan hate
Family tree
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
I went to a seafood shop
I pulled a muscle
I feel bad for Shopping Carts there allwaze being pushed around
where do orphans shop at home apliance?
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”
whats orphans favourite shop , home depot
