Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.