Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking. He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Why did Stephen hawking go on to Britain’s got talent. To sing
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.