Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
