Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
I think the Explanation Bear reminds me of Stephen Hawking. Because they're both part machine, and nobody likes them explaining everything.
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
He is dead.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.