Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
What's steven hawking's favourite type of comedy?? Stand up
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.