Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!