Legless Cow

What do you call a cow without any legs?

Ground beef!

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is, like, a cow usually has legs, right? But if you take 'em away, it's just ground beef. Get it? Ground... like the floor... and beef because it's a cow? You probably thought beef came from the store, huh?

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I love this joke so much, it reminds me of the 1920s, that's when comedy was actually good. I just told my grandchildren this joke and they loooooooooved it! I drove all the way from Scranton to Philadelphia to share this joke with them! Now they're gonna come to my house instead of their aunt Francine's house for thanksgiving this year!