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Little Johnny and the New Baby

    • Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.

    So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."

    "That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."

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    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up buttercup. Little Johnny was told not to mention "ears" or he'd get a spanking. When they started talking about the baby's eyes, Johnny was relieved, because if the kid needed glasses, he'd be screwed since he couldn't mention "ears". You are probably the type of guy to wear socks with sandals.

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